"Cock Scum" By Alexander The Poet 03.12.07

On certain mornings I just feel very sick,
And I do not know what I have become
And my penis feels somewhat heavy and thick,
Then I realize, damn, I have cock scum!

So I begin to wonder where it came from,
And just how, did I manage to get it
It looks very much like dried up spit and cum,
Mixed together, with some other weird shit

Now I know I had some friends over last night,
And I believe, there could have been some beer
Maybe the night's plans didn't go all too right,
And we ended up doing something queer?!

So as I stare down at my penis below,
I decide to give a call to my chum
And when he picked up the phone, I said hello,
Then asked "Bastard, did you give me cock scum?!"

THE END