"Damn It Dude, Why Did You Have To Get Me So Hard?!" By Alexander The Poet 12.20.07

There I was dude, doing absolutely fine,
 But then you did something, that left me really scarred
You showed me a pic of a babe so divine,
 Damn it dude, why did you have to get me so hard?!

The boner I got, cause of you dude, was big,
 I could not believe, how much my cock did expand...
Cause of you dude, I became a horny pig,
 And I have you to thank, for giving me a hand!

As I began stroking myself thanks to you,
 I just felt really compelled dude, to let you know...
That I'd feel so guilty if you had no clue,
 That it was cause of you dude, that my cum did flow!

So dude, next time you want to show me some porn,
 Make sure it's a site that don't need a credit card
But if I get wood, you I'll yell at and scorn,...
  Damn it dude, why did you have to get me so hard?!

THE END