"Dear Lesbian, Why Don't You Like The Cock?" By Alexander The Poet 04.02.07

Dear Lesbian, why don't you like the cock?,
Because I really wish you did
Because if you liked the cock, that would rock,
And about that, I do not kid!

Just try to think of cock as your girlfriend,
For it will go shopping with you
And it will even give you cash to spend,
Because it just has the balls to!

Honestly, I don't mind watching you kiss,
And make out, with another chick
But I don't think you should wholly dismiss,
The idea of sucking dick!

Unless ofcourse you're one of them butch dykes,
Then my dick's off limits to you
Because with your crewcut and motorbike,
I'm scared shitless at what you'd do!

THE END