"Getting The Shaft" By Alexander The Poet 01.24.08

As I went to a club in the city one night,
 Way down below, I had felt a draft
And although the place was smoky and not that bright,
 I just knew, I was getting the shaft!

Something had told me that I went to the wrong club,
 Because, I swear, I only saw guys
But I knew for sure when my dick was getting rubbed,
 And something long, slid between my thighs!

So I quickly got up and went to the restroom,
 Thinking that I would be much more safe
But as I went in there, this leather bear did loom,
 And my penis, he started to chafe!

As he had his own way with my virgin body,
 I found him to be good at his craft
So as I had left that club that was quite shoddy,
 I did know, I was getting the shaft!

THE END