This poem was inspired by my experience in various longhaired men groups
where girls revealed how strongly attracted they were to guys that appeared 
very androgynous, or goth (with makeup and all),... as well as my magical
powers of attracting gay guys because I'm a hairy bastard...

And in general, I guess it's just a big thing in modern culture that women 
are drawn to feminine appearing males.

"Girls Like Boys That Look Like Girls" By Alexander The Poet 09.13.06

If I look like a real man,
With a hairy chest and a very thick beard
And to get girls is my plan,
Then why it seems by just gay men I'm revered!?

But if I looked like a chick,
And looked goth or had feminine features
I'd fight off girls with a stick,
For they would run towards me from the bleachers!

Why have masculinity,
When it seems to not attract one single girl
I wish I'd look more pretty,
And stop attracting leather butch guys named Earl!

But alas I have to deal,
And learn to accept my brooding manliness
But damn I still want to feel,
What it's like to be in pigtails and a dress!

THE END