"He Wanted To See Cock, But All He Saw Was Dick" By Alexander The Poet 09.06.07

So there I was, showing off on my webcam
Displaying my chest hair heart, which does rock
Then from out of nowhere, I get an IM
From a dude who had asked, to see my cock!

Now look, I don't mind if gay guys see my chest,
Since they most likely, see it on the beach
But as far as my cock goes, give it a rest,
Because that is something, that's out of reach!

Although, to be quite honest I'm flattered,
Cause atleast, someone wants to see my cock
And it helps my ego, that's bruised and battered,
Since you know, many girls to me, don't flock!

So gay dudes, I do value your interest,
But unless, you happen to be a chick
You can view my webcam without any rest,
And you will not see cock, you'll just see dick!

THE END