"How Do Those Guys Shave Their Dick And Balls?!" By Alexander The Poet 04.22.08

You know, when I am watching porn,
 My eyes widen and my jaw tends to drop and fall
For I get so confused and torn,
 Wondering, how do those guys shave their dick and balls?!

I mean, their nutsack looks so smooth,
 Of a hairy crotch, there's absolutely no trace!
What do they use to shave and soothe,
 To prevent blood from squirting all over the place?!

While a woman may like that style,
 Because it often means, less hairballs in her mouth
I think it makes dick look fragile,
 That kind of dick won't last very long in the south!

I guess I'm used to dick with hair,
 Because to me, it just makes a whole lot more sense
But still though, I will look and stare,
 And I'll keep wondering and adding my 2 cents!

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