"I Admit It, I'm A Lesbro" By Alexander The Poet 04.18.08

I cannot hide it anymore,
 And I want everyone to know
There is one thing that I adore,
 And that is being, a lesbro!

When I see 2 girls together,
 And in to sex they do descend
I know, in good and bad weather,
  That I so want to be their friend!

Sure, those girls may never touch me,
 But I think that's cool and ok
Because when I'm alone and free,
 I jack off to them all the way!

If they want to buy lingerie,
 I'll try it on and be their pawn
And if they want dildos, I'll play,
 I will gladly wear a strap-on!

See, to know a straight girl is good,
 But to know a gay one's better
Being friends with them gives me wood,
 I'm a lesbro to the letter!

THE END

Research for this poem done here:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lesbro