"I Didn't Know I Had A Fuck Hole" By Alexander The Poet 01.23.08

For the longest time I have always thought,
 That I had a hole that just exported shit
But lately though, I've become quite distraught,
 To find out, that things can also, go in it!

And what can go in it is rather scary,
 Then again, I saw things that go out, look worse
All I'm saying is, when I lose my cherry,
 Beside me, I want a doctor and a nurse!

Then I think I may have another fuck hole,
 And I'm almost positive that it's my mouth
Could it be that I could swallow objects whole,
 And like to spend time down on my knees and pout?!

Well by gosh, now that I know I have fuck holes,
 Then why the fuck do I need a woman for?
For I could fuck myself within my control,
 And be completely happy, forever more!

THE END