This poem is not so much about Ben Affleck persay, as about what his 
character was able to do in Chasing Amy. So really, it's about me wishing
I could score with lesbian babes, and I just figured the title fit since
it's a part of pop culture.

I'm quite sure if it has potential to be turned into a song as well.


"I Wish I Was Ben Affleck" By Alexander The Poet 07.20.06

Why does each time I meet a woman,
And I feel that we really click
It turns out that she's a lesbian,
And she's not into sucking dick?

I know that I am no Ben Affleck,
And I can't make, gay women straight
But can't they once just say what the heck,
And do me, and make me feel great?!

If it helps, my cock is really small,
And truly looks, just ike a clit
And I'd crossdress and look passable,
If it meant, our mouths could swap spit

With other dykes I just can't compete,
And I'm in such, a state of shock
Why almost every hot girl I meet,
Happens to not, be into cock?!

THE END