"If My Face Was Between Your Legs" By Alexander The Poet 09.05.06

If my face was between your legs,
I could give you such great pleasure
Ofcourse it would take a few kegs,
And some whiskey, for good measure!

I'd bury my face deep inside,
Your very moist mulberry bush
Then my hands would quietly slide,
Around, and grab hold of your tush!

And if I heard you moan with joy,
Well that would bring me much delight
For that moment I would enjoy,
Because I'd know I did it right!

So as your sweet juices splatter,
Thus one question certainly begs
Would size then still really matter,
If my face was between your legs!?

THE END