I wrote this poem on behalf of the many guys in this world, including myself, who can't seem to understand why "bi girls" are so against talking to guys online...if they say they are indeed "bi"...

"The Irony Of Bi Girls" by Alexander The Poet 09/10/02

Bi girls turn me on so much
This, I admit is true
But if there's bulge in your crotch,
They will not talk to you

To be bi, is to like "both"
Bi girls don't understand,
The penis, they hate and loathe
This, I don't comprehend

Because they use a dildo
A subsitute for dick
It's the same concept you know,
So why not a real prick?

For the sake of making sense
Girls, don't say you are bi
You are really lesbians,
If you do not like guys

THE END