If I ever did own my own swimming pool,
It would have a statue of a swan
And you know what else I think would be so cool,
If I employed a pool boy named Juan!
For he would get many girls to come on by,
So at them I could leisurely peep
I mean, such a great deal I cannot deny,
And plus, I think he'd come pretty cheap!
Perhaps the girls may never desire me,
But you see, I don't mind that a lot
As long as I see them in a bikini,
Because that is just way fucking hot!
Such an arrangement I do indeed prefer,
For it would completely turn me on
But to make all of that happen and occur,
I would need me a pool boy named Juan!
THE END
Note: The pic provided here may not actually have someone named Juan,
but frankly, I couldn't find any hispanic poolboy images via google! Imagine that! So
please use your imagination. Besides, I'm sure you girls and some of
you guys won't complain.