"Ode To A Tranny" By Alexander The Poet 06.20.06

Girl, you look so mighty freaking sexy,
And your tits, I'd love to taste
But you know what really confuses me?,
That penis below your waist

See, I'm truly an open minded guy,
And quite tolerant as well
But please be honest with me, do not lie,
Your name Michelle, or Miguel?

Girl, I know when you're happy to see me,
Because I can feel the poke
And seeing you with such a big woody,
Makes me cry cause mine's a joke

Lastly, our sex could be quite troublesome,
Girl, it could be pretty rough
But what's cool is if neither of us cum, 
We can both just go jack off!

THE END