"Poopdick" By Alexander The Poet 

Gay men may get a huge kick,
Out of having anal sex
But then they all get poopdick,
And it all becomes complex

Because as we all do know,
Men can't wipe their ass that well
If inside, a dick does go,
Then that dick will start to smell

It will start to smell like shit,
That is pretty logical
You'll be walking on the street,
With one stinky fudgesicle

So to gay anal sex I'll pass,
Enemas are way less sick
Better to have a clean ass,
Than to have yourself, poopdick!

THE END