"The Many Kinds Of Fags In The UK" By Alexander The Poet 06.22.06

The next time when I travel to the UK,
I may want to suck a fag
No you idiot, not the kind that are gay,
The kind which you take a drag!

I've also heard their faggots are delicious,
On my knees for them I'd fall
Oh come on dude, don't you be delirious,
I mean their tasty meatball!

I know I'd be a fag if I grew up there,
And do stuff for older guys
No silly, I don't mean have a gay affair,
I mean do chores I despise!

Thus, in The UK, much faggotry awaits,
Way more than I care to brag
Therefore, I am so glad to live in The States,
Where we have one kind of fag!

THE END

Research for this poem was found at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fag