"The Teabag That Wasn't Lipton" By Alexander The Poet 04.11.07

I was sitting at a bar,
Located right on Christopher Street
When I noticed from afar,
Waiter approach me, so discreet

He asked if I wanted tea,
And I said, "Why, certainly yes!"
What he did next did shock me,
The man, he started to undress!

He asked me to open wide,
And I was rightfully appalled
I think I began to cry,
When he tried to insert his balls!

I yelled loud "Dude, what the fuck?,
"This don't look like Lipton to me!"
He said "No shit, don't that suck?,
Try the Hairy Bear, it is free..."

THE END




According to urbandictionary.com, 
teabag is to dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person

Also, Christopher Street is a well known gay area in NYC