"The Time I Felt Randy" By Alexander The Poet 02.02.07

There were many times in my life,
Where I felt so fine and dandy
But now I'd like to have a wife,
So I can stop feeling randy!

Feeling randy got really old,
And it just made me feel so gay
But since I had no girl to hold,
It helped me out in a big way!

I would feel randy quite alot,
In the morning, noon, and at night
I'd do it by taking a squat,
Then jack off till it brought delight!

Cause you see, sometimes life does suck,
And it ain't as sweet as candy
So since I can't find girls to fuck,
I'll spend my time feeling randy!

THE END