"The Tooth Fairy Who Wanted More Than My Tooth" By Alexander The Poet 06.30.06

During the stages of my youth,
I would usually see the tooth fairy
But he would want more than my tooth,
And that right there, kinda made me wary! 

Under pillow I'd often find,
One dollar as a regular reward
But one thing that I seemed to mind,
Was why my penis, that fairy adored!

I mean, the last time I had checked,
My pillow was placed right under my head
But I swear what I did detect,
Was my 'other' pillow checked deep instead!

So hear me Mr. Tooth Fairy,
If I saw you today I would holler
With all that shit you did to me,
I expected way more than one dollar!

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