"When He Put His Junk In My Pants" By Alexander The Poet 10.10.06

As I stood in line with a friend,
Which grew so much quicker than plants
I simply could not comprehend,
How he put his junk in my pants!

So I quickly grabbed my friend's junk,
And yanked it swiftly, out of me
I noticed it was a large chunk,
Cause my friend, he was big you see

Every time I gave back his junk,
He'd give it back to me real fast
I tell you, I was in a funk,
But my friend though, he had a blast!

It had pissed me off I admit,
For in my pants, it made a gash
That's when I finally had it,
And threw my friend's junk in the trash!

THE END