"When I Took His Balls To The Chin" By Alexander The Poet 03.16.07

It was a sunny day at the park,
And we were both ready and eager to play
But the game that we were to embark,
It will forever torment me, to this day

He, was going to be the pitcher,
And thus I, was going to be the catcher
That day, no one would be a switcher,
Because at those positions, we gained stature!

As he prepared to give me his balls,
I took my true stance, which was down on my knees
And what happened next as I recall,
His balls got me good, I said "Ouch!", and then "Geez!"

I yelled at him "Look dude, what the hell?",
"Your balls are fucking hard, and rather stinky"
And very pleasant, they did not smell,
What made him do that, did he find it kinky?!

See, with his balls, I much like to play,
But what happened, really got under my skin
Now, that memory will always stay,
That bad day, when I took his balls to the chin...

THE END