For some reason, I felt like writing a poem on fisting, but guess what, 
I already had! So while looking up fisting on wikipedia, they had
another term for it called "Handballing", so I figured I can have some
wordplay with it...

"When That Game Of Handball Hurt My Ass" By Alexander The Poet 08.29.06

I agreed to meet the guys at the court,
For a nice manly game of handball
But it was a different kind of sport,
It wasn't what I had thought at all!

You see, they asked me if I brought my balls,
And I had proudly answered them, "Yes!"
But then they pushed me up against the wall,
And had commanded me, to undress!

They had the first serve it did quite appear,
As I laid there naked on my back
When they grabbed my balls, it felt kinda queer,
But knew for sure, with fists up my butt crack!

Alas, it turned out, they had won the game,
And sadly, I ended up with 'love'
Afterwords though, I did loudly proclaim,
Some bastard forgot to take their glove!

THE END

Handballing is mentioned here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fisting