This poem goes out to all the lesbians out there...

When 2 Girls Touch

When two girls touch

I get so excited

I like it so much

I'm erect, can't hide it

I see them hug

My pubic hair stands up

And it's so tough

I can't be a part of

When they hold hands

I instantly explode

It is so sad

That me they'll never blow

I see them kiss

My underwear fills up

Their tongues, their lips

Oh lord, the sperm wont stop

Can I please watch?

I'll bring the camera

I'll grab my crotch

And videotape ya

Ask me to join

I'll jump into the bed

I will enjoy

Even though, get no head

When two girls touch

I get so excited

Like it so much

I'm erect, can't hide it

THE END