"So You Want To Be A Male Pornstar?" by Alexander The Poet

If you want to get into porn,
I wish you lots and lots of good luck
Because you will not be alone,
There will be people watching you fuck

Porn is not so easy to do,
You must know how to keep your cock hard
No matter who it is you screw,
A new young starlet, or an old fart

So you think you're Ron Jeremy?
And you believe you can cum on cue?
You think fucking is so easy?
With five cameras pointing at you?

The porn business is really tough,
Many guys want to be a porn star
There's more to it than eating muff,
Do your research and you will go far

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