"Happy Birthday Ron Jeremy" by Alexander The Poet 

Happy birthday to Ron Jeremy,
You have now turned fifty years old
You're a legend in the industry,
And your cock still did not grow mold

You get to fuck so much hot young snatch,
All the men, they idolize you
With your longish hair and your mustache,
You make all women's, dreams come true

All of these years, you have cummed on cue,
With that shit, you earned our respect
All the male stars, want to be like you,
They all want to be, so perfect

The porn world would like to make a toast,
To a man who made history
A man who fucked more pussy than most,
Happy Birthday Ron Jeremy!

THE END

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Inspired by recent allegations by Pornstar Ginger Lynn that
Ron Jeremy raped her...

"Ron Jeremy Gets More Than A Tip In" by Alexander The Poet 08.27.03

It looks as if Ron Jeremy,
Has been accused of rape
And now, the adult industry,
Again looks in bad shape!

One night on KSEXradio,
Ginger Lynn took a course
To claim that a few years ago,
The 'Prince Of Porn' used force!

And now, more pornstars have come out,
To claim Ron raped them too
Some allegations have some clout,
Are any of them true?

Ron Jeremy denies it all,
He swears that it's all lies
Raping pornstars he can't recall,
He recalls, being nice

Is Ron Jeremy a rapist,
That is yet to be seen
Perhaps the 'Hedgehog' in one tryst,
Got more than a tip in?

THE END