This poem just came to my mind as a country type song. Go figure.
Anyway, it's supposed to make a point of how girls look so f'n hot
that even in the worst case scenario, they can supply you with endless
nights of masturbation...

"Cause I Would Still Jerk Off To You" by Alexander The Poet 

I think you look hot,
I think I like you alot,
 You can make all my dreams come true
I don't have a shot,
But quite honestly so what?,
 Cause I would still jerk off to you!

When you walk past me,
It's just so easy to see,
 You're a huge bitch it's nothing new
I get this woody,
I don't mind obviously,
 Cause I would still jerk off to you!

You think I'm a jerk
You think that I go beserk
 Well there's not much that I can do
When at you, I lurk
I just put my cock to work
 Cause I would still jerk off to you!

So let me just say,
That you have so made my day
 You can make all my dreams come true
I find it ok
If you never look my way
 Cause I would still jerk off to you!

THE END