"I Wish I Could Take My Hand Off My Dick" By Alexander The Poet 09.01.06

As I sit here browsing the internet,
Can you guess where my left hand is at
It's stroking my dick and making it wet,
And you're gonna have to deal with that!

For you see, it just feels so fucking good,
To have my hand rub my cock down there
As a result, I get such immense wood,
And then I cum in my underwear!

Oh what I would give to have a third hand,
Located right underneath my balls
I'd make it jerk my dick at my command,
While I could easily paint the walls!

I guess I'm a chronic masturbator,
But there's nothing for it I can do
And I'm sorry if we have met before,
And we shook hands and you felt my goo!

THE END