"I Hate It When I Have To Pee When I Masturbate" By Alexander The Poet 08.31.06

Do you know what I seriously hate,
That just makes me extremely mad
It's having to pee when I masturbate,
For it kills, the moment I had!

I mean, there I sit, stroking my woody,
With a passion that's so intense
Then suddenly, I have to fucking pee,
The shit doesn't make any sense!

So after my penis goes to sprinkle,
I must start jerking off again
Because my nutsack had lost it's twinkle,
The one that it had, before then!

Yet I learned something from such a trial,
And without, a 12 step ladder
The ultimate orgasm denial...
Happens to be,... my own bladder!

THE END