"I Need Someone To Polish My Knob" By Alexander The Poet 09.25.08

As I sit here on a Thursday night,
 Feeling, sexually frustrated
I know what would make me feel alright,
 And that is, to be masturbated!

If someone would just grab my cockhead,
 And caress it, oh so very well
Them, I would probably want to wed,
 For making me feel, so very swell!

They could restrain me if they want to,
 And add a blindfold, to torture me
Whatever it takes, to make me spew,
 And explode from sea to shining sea!

I just need to find me somebody,
 Who would make me moan, whimper, and sob
Someone who is quite nice, not shoddy,
 I need someone, to polish my knob!

THE END