Loosely inspired by the film 'Borat' where I heard the term 'hand party' used...



"I'm Having A Hand Party, And You're Invited" By Alexander The Poet 12.03.06

You're invited to a party,
That is sure to be grand
Bring an appetite that's hearty,
And also bring your hand!

When the time strikes at 8 o clock,
I will unzip my fly
Then you reach inside for my cock,
And milk it till it's dry!

Aren't you having so much fun?,
Because I know I am
Very soon I will splooge a ton,
And your face it will slam!

So go drink some champagne, wine, rum,
Whatever you prefer
Just know that as soon I do cum,
The party is over!

THE END