"Jerking Off Brings A Smile To My Face" By Alexander The Poet 09.07.04

Jerking off brings a smile to my face,
And I jerk off, as much as I could
I jerk off, at a nice steady pace,
I jerk off, whenever I get wood

I jerk off, each and every morning,
And I jerk off, each and every night
Somewhere, kittens, people are mourning,
Who cares, jerking off just feels so right!

I jerk off, in front of computer,
And then I jerk off, in the shower
Please stand back, because I'm a shooter,
And I tend to shoot, every hour

I jerk off, on Jewish holidays,
And I jerk off, on Christian ones too
I jerk off, no matter what God says,
I jerk off cause it feels good, do you?

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