"My Hand Smells Pretty Bad After I Jerk Off" By Alexander The Poet 03.27.07

Recently, after I masturbated,
I put the hand that I used, right on my face
Then with this bad smell, I got acquainted,
From where it came from, I had begun to trace!

My hand was on my dick as I recall,
And it was on it, for a jolly long time
Then it had made it's way down to my balls,
Which I'm sure, did not smell like lemon and lime

Now if you add, my stringy pubic hair,
And the dried up cum residue, that it had
Well, that right there made me fully aware,
Just why my hand, ended up smelling so bad!

As I rubbed my beard with that funky hand,
I knew the quandary I was in, was tough
But alas, it made me quite understand,...
My hand smells pretty bad, after I jerk off!

THE END