Inspired by, well, um, my hands getting tired from jerking off...


"My Hands Get Tired From Jerking Off" By Alexander The Poet 01.15.06

My hands get tired from jerking off,
And I think I know why
My penis starts to feel kind of rough,
Because I milk it dry!

I stroke it like there's no tomorrow,
And then I start to feel
A lot of discomfort and sorrow,
My hands now have to heal!

How I wish that someone else right now, 
Would please jack off my dick 
It's really simple, I'll show you how,
For my hands feel too sick!

So if you see my arm in a cast,
That should tell you enough 
It's not an injury from the past, 
It's from me jerking off!

THE END