Inspired by my childhood memories of discovering masturbation...

"The First Time I Dry Humped A Pillow" By Alexander The Poet 06.19.06

I remember the first time,
When I dry humped a pillow
It was passion, no sex crime,
I made it my bedfellow!

It kinda felt like a girl,
Very soft and smooth as silk
After I gave it a twirl,
What was on it was not milk!

I dry humped it like a champ,
And I so made it my bitch
That pillow became my tramp,
But it always gave jock itch!

It brought me joy many nights,
But was torn beyond repair
So then I had set my sights,
On my sister's teddy bear!

THE END