"The Many Ways I Jack Off" By Alexander The Poet 11.21.06

There's something that I love to hold,
And 3 times a day, ain't enough
In a poem, let it be told,
Of the many ways, I jack off!

The first way is to go online,
And browse to daily tits dot com
The girls there look so hot and fine,
They make me splooge right in my palm!

I can also watch Cinemax,
Ordinarily around midnight
Seeing just boobs makes me relax,
And beat my cock with all my might!

Then there's my imagination,
Where my fantasies can go wild
Thoughts of female domination,
Makes my dick become so beguiled!

No matter which way I go with
I give my penis all I got
And believe me, it ain't no myth
That I end up cumming alot!

THE END