The Day I Spanked My Monkey

One day I went to an amusement park

And I fell in love with this monkey

Five hours later staring at it, it got dark

I just had to take it home with me

I prepared a bubble bath for monkey

I wanted it to be fresh and clean

So I can be able to show family

Best looking monkey they ever seen

I taught it to do many new cool tricks

Like to hang properly and stand up straight

To be careful and avoid the bad creeps

And to never ever come home late

Then one day a nasty fight had occured

And believe me this fight wasn't funny

I had found white stains on my new Gap shirt

And that was the day...I spanked my monkey