Not a whole lot rhymes with self, hence I used elf. Give me a break! LOL


"When I Got A Hold Of Myself" By Alexander The Poet 01.08.08

There are times when I just feel so much stress,
 A whole lot more so, than the keebler elf
So usually to calm down, I undress,
 And I like to get a hold of myself!

I get a hold of my self quite alot,
 Because, well, it makes me feel really good
Doing it, makes me so bothered and hot,
 It also gives me such huge freaking wood!

It also, brings my blood pressure way down,
 And prevents me, from becoming too sick
All cause I seriously go to town,
 And rub the shit out of my balls and dick!

So guys, if you ever encounter stress,
 A whole lot more so, than the keebler elf
Then what you dudes need to do is undress,
 And then simply, get a hold of yourself!

THE END