"Why Does My Hand Smell Like Dick?" By Alexander The Poet 05.10.09

Why does my hand smell like dick?,
 For it confuses me so
It makes me feel rather sick,
 And a bit, like a homo

If my hand smelled like pussy,
 Well that would be really sweet
But instead I feel woozy,
 Because it smells like man-meat!

But a reason, there must be,
 As to why, I reek of cock
It's a mystery you see,
 But one that I shall unlock!

See, my hand must smell like dick,
 Cause I'm always jacking off
And I forget to go to sink,
 And wash away my white stuff!

THE END