"Why Don't I Ever Squeeze My Balls Whenever I Jack Off?" 
By Alexander The Poet 06.14.06

In my tranquil mind, one thing always enthralls,
Which I, just can not scoff
And that is, why don't I ever squeeze my balls,
Whenever I jack off?!

It seems to me, I pay too much attention,
To just my cock alone
But it's my balls, that get hard with much tension,
And yet, no love is shown!

Instead of just stroking my dick up and down,
I should stroke my balls too
I should pull them, rub them, with them, go to town,
Don't make them feel so blue!

My poor balls, please accept my apology,
You, I shall not ignore 
For you do exist, you're not mythology,
And now I'll squeeze you more!

THE END