"Anna Kournikova" by Alexander The Poet
Anna Kournikova
My God, she looks so freakin' hot
Her, I'd love to know-a
Yeah, she can't play tennis, so what?
Because she looks so hot,
Who cares if she sucks in tennis?
When she models a lot,
Boy does she arouse my penis!
Did you know she's Russian?
And she's sleeping with Enrique?
I get this erection,
When I see her on the tv!
I need to ask Anna,
If she could play with my racket?
My racket is small-a,
If she plays with it, I'd like it
THE END