Car racing I never did want to watch,
Then I saw Danica Patrick, and I had begun
For she had this great effect on my crotch,
She made me grab my stick and made my motor oil run!
She's from Arizona and she's married,
And she likes to frequently watch Regis and Kelly
I'd love for my hot rod to be buried,
Just a little below her yoga produced belly!
The Indy 500 she proudly led,
It was an amazing feat she was glad to achieve
But you see, I wish she lead me to bed,
Because I think that, I would like alot I believe!
She prefers to wear clothing that does stretch,
And classical and country music ain't on her tube
If she wants new tires then them I'll fetch,
And I'll even help her in applying jiffy lube!
The vision of her makes me feel sublime,
And if she loves speed, I can pop my hood pretty quick
My bed can be her pitstop anytime,
Because I want Danica Patrick to ride my stick!
THE END
Research for this poem was found at her official website:
http://www.danicaracing.com