As I was looking at Monkey Magazine,
Which I subscribe to and get in my e-mail
I came across the hottest babe I have seen,
And she gave me an erection without fail!
Her name happens to be Gemma Atkinson,
And she just has the most adorable smile
But she also has big boobs which turn me on,
And make me want to suck on for a good while!
She was born in Bury, Greater Manchester,
And tends to model, all sorts of lingerie
If she lived next door, her, my cock would pester,
And it would simply refuse to go away!
But besides modeling, she's an actress too,
And became famous, starring in Hollyoaks
If I saw that soap, jack off is what I'd do,
And I swear that that's the truth, it ain't no hoax!
Dear God, why must this hottie live in England?,
For I swear to you, she gives me a hard on
And thus, my penis is always in my hand,
Stroking to the tits, of Gemma Atkinson...
THE END
Research for this poem done at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gemma_Atkinson
Her official website:
http://www.gemmaatkinson.tv/