Inspired by a topless pic I saw of her on Flickr.
The pic is here:
http://www.alexanderthepoet.com/lucypinder1.jpg 

Upon further research, I found these 2 other pics
http://www.alexanderthepoet.com/lucypinder2.jpg 
http://www.alexanderthepoet.com/lucypinder3.jpg 



"Ode To Lucy Pinder" By Alexander The Poet 04.05.07

In the United Kingdom, there lives this fine ass chick,
And Lucy Pinder, just happens to be her name
When I saw her topless, she set fire to my dick,
So I wanted to find out, how she got her fame...

One day, this unknown hot beauty wanted a suntan,
But after that day, she would never be the same
Because on Bournemouth beach on that day, there was a man,
Who took pics of her, and made her a household name!

She signed a contract with british paper, Daily Star,
And as a result, it quickly launched her career
I'm sure if I had tits like hers, I too would go far,
But I wouldn't look as pretty as her, I fear!

She's a huge fan, of Southampton football club, The Saints,
And when it comes to pets, she likes cats, she has 3
When I'm rubbing one out to her, I show no restraint,
Infact, it makes me happy to a great degree!

On guys, she prefers boxers over briefs, that's a fact,
And she's gone to the gym 3 times and that was it
With her, I will dream about doing many sex acts,
Because she has the body for it, no bullshit!

A party person, this vixen is truthfully not,
But neither am I, so that really works out well
But the point is, I find Lucy Pinder f'n hot,
And if you don't, then damn it, you can go to hell!

THE END

Research for this poem was found at her official website:
http://www.lucypinder.info