"Ode To A B Movie" By Alexander The Poet 

When the clock strikes midnight,
And I can not fall asleep
I go turn on the light,
And I think real hard and deep

I turn on the TV,
And I go channel surfing
I see a B Movie,
And my cock, I start jerking!

B Movies are the shit!,
Even though they are so lame
Most feature gore and tit,
And most of them look the same

I still think they are great,
As low budget as they are
To them I masturbate,
More than most movies by far!

THE END