"Britney and Christina" by Alexander The Poet 

When I think of today's teen female pop stars,
Only two names come to mind
They both make me want to whip out my guitar,
And stick it in their behind

Britney Spears, just happens to be one of them
She has a hot tight body
But I keep hearing rumors of one slight problem
Without makeup, she's ugly

Christina Aguilera is the other,
I do find her more pretty
And I hope one day I could meet her mother,
To say, she got nice titties

I suggest for both of them to stop fighting,
And get in the sack with me
Then Britney and Christina may be singing,
Smash hit songs, about ATP!

THE END