Inspired by the revelation that Britney Spears admitted to not 
being a virgin after professing for many years that she was, and
an interview with Justin Timberlake had with an ABC news program
where he revealed they had sex...

"Britney Spears, Oops I'm Not A Virgin" by Alexander The Poet 

So Britney Spears lied,
A virgin she is not
She let a cock slide,
Inside her cherry slot!

Justin Timberlake,
Turned out to be the guy
Whose cock did partake,
In eating Britney's pie!

See, everyone thought,
She was a slut no doubt,
Britney got distraught,
When Justin sold her out!

So now what is next,
For the pop star princess
Will she now have sex,
And for it get more press?

THE END

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Inspired by Britney Spears' short marriage to Jason Allen Alexander in Las Vegas 

"Marrying Britney Spears" by Alexander The Poet 

I know I would not have any fears,
If I were to marry, Britney Spears

I would marry that pop star flower,
Then get annulled, within the hour

We would not have any honeymoon,
Because we'd have a divorce, by noon

I'd make out with her, much as I can,
I'd just say, 'Oops I did it again'

I'd give her a nice engagement ring,
And pray and hope, she'd no longer sing

Marriage is indeed, a sacred vow,
But not when Britney Spears, comes to town

THE END