When you first came on the scene,
I thought you looked so damn f'n hot
I got wood, know what I mean,
By looking at your net pics a lot
Your huge boobs seemed to stand out,
Did you get them down in Alaska?
I knew what you were about,
All day you'd yodel and la la la
So now you have decided,
To go on and change your whole image
Girl, why'd you ever hide it?,
You do have some real nice fine cleavage
Now that you've joined the real world,
Where showing skin and sex always sell
I still think you're a sweet girl,
That's my intuition of, Jewel
THE END