Pete got busted for kiddy porn
And now he feels like shit
He jacked off to it in his home
And got busted for it
He said he was doing research
About his own childhood
Had to explain to officer
How the fuck he got wood?
For he used his own credit card
God, how dumb can you be?
Tracing it to him was not hard
Pete was a huge dummy
You see, he did not know for sure
If he got molested,
But I'd think he would remember
If his cock was messed with!
So you see, Britain takes no crap
If you look at child porn,
With a jail sentence you'll be slapped
So now Pete Townshend knows
THE END