"Ode To My Fellow Young Singing Russian Lesbos, Tatu" by Alexander the Poet 

They're russian lesbos
They may be a bit obscene for you
Each pedophile knows,
They're two girls from Russia called Tatu

"All The Things She Said"
Is the name, of their new, hit single
UK wants them banned
With them old perverts want, to mingle

I see no big deal
With two young girls kissing in the rain
But they're not legal,
That's what's fuckin' driving me insane!

To my russian girls,
To hell with what the world thinks of you
Please come to MY world,
Where lesbos rock, and good music too!

THE END