Right in Downey, California, this star was hatched,
And he became famous for doing song parodies
At playing the accordian, his skills are unmatched,
And my full attention, his music, always does seize!
One day, Doctor Demento did listen to his song,
And the cult radio dj gave it some airplay
Soon after that you see, it didn't take very long,
For this genius, to blow the nation away!
Oddly though, Coolio got real pissed at him somehow,
And Prince always denies the right to parody him
Rapper Eminem, also recently had a cow,
I guess chances of all them being friends are quite slim!
This strange man used to wear glasses and have a mustache,
But after LASIK surgery, he looked fine and slick
Now he's married, has a daughter, and a lot of cash,
He is a true legend known, as Weird Al Yankovic!
THE END
Research was done at the FAQ section of his official website:
http://www.weirdal.com